I'm sitting here messing around on the net for a little bit tonight, and I know ani was jonesing for a blog, LOL, so I found these things on the net. Kristopher Lind accidentally crashed his car in Vancouver, British Columbia, in March when he tried to open the tightly packaged sex toy he had bought earlier that day. [National Post, 3-18-07]
And Andrew Workman accidentally smashed his car into another in Shepley, England, after he lost control when a bee flew through the window and stung him in the crotch (according to the findings of an inquest in April). [Daily Mail (London), 4-13-07]
Gotta love the sex toy one -- I mean, really, what was he going to do with it in the car??? And the bee -- ouch! I wonder if he swelled up? ROTFL
Here's one that takes the cake:
In Forst, Germany, in May, as a 43-year-old man and a 12-year-old boy vied in a spitting-for-distance contest from a second-story balcony, the grown-up, trying for extra momentum, thrust himself forcefully up to the railing, launched his saliva, and accidentally fell to his death. [Der Spiegel, 6-1-07]
I know it's not funny, but it kinda is. ;) See where being too competitive will get you?
What's the weirdest thing that happened to you this week? :)
Sam