Karen Foley
Lynn Raye Harris
Ellen Hartman
Diana Holquist
Samantha Hunter
Shirley Jump
Dee Tenorio
Jeannie Watt
Falling Out of Fashion
I am officially old.
Inside, I might still feel 25, but I’ve just checked out InStyle’s Guide to Fall Fashion and didn’t like a single thing. Then I checked my closet. Not one item fits what InStyle says will make me look hip and chic this fall. I will be an old, unhip lady this fall.
No Motocross jackets for me (where am I going to where such a thing anyway? Certainly not in my fourth grader’s classroom for lunch duty. Vegetable soup would just run down the lines and pool in my lap). No chunky knits. Anyone who has had a child or two knows what a chunky knit does to your body. It makes you look like the by-product of the Michelin Tire Guy and the Pillsbury Dough Boy.
No capes. Who am I, the Count on Sesame Street? No Origami Inspired jackets--I couldn’t even master origami when it was a take home project last year for my third grader. No way I’m going to try it with my clothing. I can just see the mess that will be when I miss a fold and something goes flying open in the parking lot at the school. And definitely no School-Boy Chic. I’m trying to look like an authority figure here when I’m laying down the “clean your room,” “do your homework” and “stop watching Spongebob” rules. Dressing like the very people I’m trying to discipline doesn’t exactly work.
The pom-poms on the boots are cute...and my cat would love them. I’d have her jumping all over me, thinking I was her own personal cat toy if I wore those. As for those “luxe trimmings”--very nice, but also not exactly wash-and-wear friendly. I need stuff that can stand up to playgrounds, soccer balls, cross-country meets.
Sigh. I now see how all those women end up on “What Not to Wear.” We’re kind of forced into it. Fashion shuffles us into the jeans and sweatshirt aisle, because we need hardy clothes that stand up to life. I love Stacy and Clinton, and hear them screaming in my ear every time I shop (No more black! No tapered jeans! Try some red pumps!) but this fall, I’ll have to abandon their advice and opt for the Mommy look.
My teenager will shun me, my fourth grader won’t even notice. And I’ll shuffle through the car pool line with the other un-hip mommies wondering how I lost my cool factor when it seemed I just had it yesterday. But that’s okay. Like all the other mommies, I’ll be looking for the spring issue of Vogue. We all live in eternal hope that fashion redemption is just one season away.
Shirley

We, the unfashionable, unite ;)
Personally, I've never understood why working, practical clothes aren't seen as fashionable for women -- I mean, seriously, we just finished Jeannie's cowboy blog, and look at what we love those men in -- jeans, a shirt, boots, hat -- work clothes. Practical clothes. Why shouldn't it be the same for us? Frankly, I think a lot of the "hip" fashions can look ridiculous -- if you have a good hair cut and your practical clothes -- clothes that allow you to move and work and be comfortable -- fit well, that's all you need.
Sam
Jeans and boots
Being a shoe girl myself, I'm all for a good pair of boots ;-). And I do love jeans. I do see Stacy and Clinton's point on What Not to Wear about the tapered, light jeans (just seeing people in the 360 mirror with them on has made me swear them off forever!) but I agree. Some of the "hip" stuff is just plain scary. :-)
Shirley
New York Times and USA Today Bestselling Author
Coming this fall: MIRACLE ON CHRISTMAS EVE (Harlequin Romance) and REALLY SOMETHING another Hot Romantic Comedy from Zebra Books
www.shirleyjump.com or read “Eating my Words”
Fashion Diva... not
I love clothes, I admit it. But I am so NOT into following trends. I think the last one I got into was last winter's long skinny scarf thing LOL - and thats cause it was cheap and easy!
But I do love to shop for clothes, to find cute stuff that makes ME feel good. Even if its not in style... if it feels good, I'm happy.
Shopping!
Tawny,
I love shopping too. If anything will make me feel good, a quick shopping trip will, LOL.
Shirley
New York Times and USA Today Bestselling Author
Coming this fall: MIRACLE ON CHRISTMAS EVE (Harlequin Romance) and REALLY SOMETHING another Hot Romantic Comedy from Zebra Books
www.shirleyjump.com or read “Eating my Words”
No high fashion here!
I've always been happy that I don't live near a fashion Mecca. :O) I am a jeans and t-shirt kind of woman, I always have been. And now that I'm a mother, I only have time to shop for clothes at Walmart. And that is only if I detour from my grocery shopping in order to do it. My kids are 7, 5, 4, & 3. I'm happy to get a shower and a change of clothes everyday.
Fashion? Not even on my radar. The sad thing? I am a HUGE Project Runway fan... but you wouldn't catch me ever wearing any of it. ROFL
And Ugly Betty
We caught this in reruns over the summer, and while much of the "beauty is skin deep" stuff doesn't work, IMO, cliche big time (pretty people are shallow, ugly people are sincere -- sheesh - really, I've met plenty in the opposite direction...), but I love the fashion stuff they do -- so, so funny, and really, the best characters are the fashionistas... they are hysterical.
Sam
Oh, I forgot about Betty!
Ugly Betty is a riot! I'm a big fan. I don't care what the critics say about the writing. I love Betty's fashion faux pas! The poncho at the beginning of the season almost tops my list of favorite TV moments.
passing trends
What annoys me about fashion is that designer's creativity somehow morphs into a mechanism for rampant consumerism. What better way to make people want to dispose of perfectly serviceable clothes? If your clothes are more than a couple of years old, you look dowdy. Even when 'retro' is in, it is with a twist. And the fashion houses get rich on the long-distance slavery of foreign workers and the spiralling debts of its customers.
*whew* .... see, being 'out of date' is actually a political action.
Ah, Euri
Between our comments we have formed a Marxist-Feminist. ;) LOL And neither group pivoted on fashion, for sure. Though I sort of like the Marxist look sometimes... reminds me of grad school.. ;)
Sam
Count me unfashionable, too...
Sad to say, I've never been fashionable, and now I'm getting to where it doesn't bother me too much ;) I've always been a "fashion don't"--oh well! Guess I can't miss it much if I never had to begin with, right? ;)
I can't even pick up Vogue for the fashion (I did used to read it for when Jeffrey Steingarten wrote about food--now that's a topic I can get behind! :))
Hi Shirley
Hey, haven't you heard? Mommies are cool, just not to their own kids. I wear what I feel most comfortable in and my sons friends love the way I look. My sons think I'm a bit outdated but as long as their friends think I'm cool then I'm happy.
Wallowing in my UnCoolness
LOL, as the mom of a high schooler, I totally love my uncoolness, and know that no matter what I do, she'll never see me as cool, so I figure I might as well embarrass her as much as I can ;-). After all, that's what I'm on this earth for, I tell her. To make her life miserable ;-)
Shirley
New York Times and USA Today Bestselling Author
Coming this fall: MIRACLE ON CHRISTMAS EVE (Harlequin Romance) and REALLY SOMETHING another Hot Romantic Comedy from Zebra Books
www.shirleyjump.com or read “Eating my Words”
I was born out-of-fashion!
But I have to admit, I love to look good. Usually, I'm more of a classic-style when I dress up, but that's because I'm still wearing what I bought years ago. LOL! I'm normally a jeans and blouse gal. I love to watch What Not To Wear and look through the newspaper ads to get ideas for simple things for dressing up. Not that I do it often, but I like to make it worth it when I do, if ya know what I mean. :-D
Fashion
I have never been fashionable. I love my jeans and t-shirts!
Fashion? Shopping? What's that?
I haven't thought of being "fashionable" since high school and that's even a stretch--I was mostly just conscious of my shoes then. I've got three kids and I stay at home--I have no one to impress (accept myself on occasion) and, honestly, I can't even tell you the last time I bought myself anything other than yoga-like pants and t-shirts. Wait, no...I didn't even buy the last new outfit I got--my MOM did, because she felt bad for me always putting myself behind the kids.
:)
So Proud!!
I'm so proud to hear that you are ok with the "mom" look. I think us moms can look nice, but don't have to try to look like fashion models either. I think I've lost the cool factor to the comfy factor, and that is just fine with me. I went shopping with my cousin, who does not have kids, and she jumped all over me for buying clothes that look to mom-ish. I told her, " I am a mom". I mean what do people expect?!?!?
Absofreaking hysterical
Shirley,
I can soooo relate. As you said, hope springs eternal...but so do my hips.
Thanks for putting it all in perspective!
ani
fashion flunkie
I have no idea what fashions are in or out! LOL
I wear jeans and t-shirts 99% of the time. I work full time and do not have a life outside of work. I wish I had the chance to dress up sometimes but I never go any where. LOL If I'm lucky hubby and I might get to go to a movie once every 3 months. I can't see spending a bunch of money on an outfit I might get to wear once before my weight changes make it impossible to wear again! UGH!
I so can relate here. Though
I so can relate here. Though I love chunky knits...though, I'm guessing I probably do look like a bad animation :)
I gave up on trendy, and just try and do the what fits and doesn't make me look like a total heffer :P
LOL
I'm with you, Shelli. Trying to stay out of the total heffer club myself, too. LMAO :-)
Shirley
New York Times and USA Today Bestselling Author
Coming this fall: MIRACLE ON CHRISTMAS EVE (Harlequin Romance) and REALLY SOMETHING another Hot Romantic Comedy from Zebra Books
www.shirleyjump.com or read “Eating my Words”
I can so relate
I hear you Shirley. And coming from a model who spent a little time on the catwalk, that's depressing. So, if we aren't buying the clothes, who is? personally, I wouldn't trade my kids for any of the outrageous and uncomfortable looking clothes they have out these days.
Thinking the same!
I agree, Kim! I see some of that stuff on E! and other channels and think WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND buys that stuff??? But someone must, and they pay tens of thousands for it. There was that whole "cover the face" fashion article on CNN yesterday. I mean, that's not even practical. Maybe at an S&M conference or something, LOL. I can just see THAT in the carpool lane ;-)
Shirley
New York Times and USA Today Bestselling Author
Coming this fall: MIRACLE ON CHRISTMAS EVE (Harlequin Romance) and REALLY SOMETHING another Hot Romantic Comedy from Zebra Books
www.shirleyjump.com or read “Eating my Words”