Weekend Fun and Games...
Just for the heck of it, I thought I'd post this. Feeling silly I guess. :) For Valentine's Day, Mike got me a set of romance writer refrigerator magnets -- you know, the poetry/fiction collections they have where you can write stuff on your refrigerator? I've been having a ball with them, though honestly, we'll probably have to clear off the fridge when we have company, because they are pretty racy. I can waste a lot of time standing in front of the fridge figuring out a new funny poem or love scene with these combinations, and thought you might like to play as well...
So, crazy me, I took some pictures of my fridge to share, and posted them below. This is about 3/4 of the words I have available *G* and thought we could all write refrigerator poems or stories or just funny lines here on the blog using the words shown in the pictures. Be silly! Be brilliant! Have fun and happy weekend!
Sam
Brazenly the butler revealed his wand of pleasure.
This is hard not being able to move them around and sort them. '-) That's all I have, for now.
Wonderful!
Sam, I love this! Our refrigerator has one of those wooden cabinet covers on it to match the rest of the kitchen cabinets, otherwise I would be begging you to tell me where Mike found these! I wish I had a magnetic surface somewhere that I could use these, but not sure my filing cabinet at work would be appopriate!
Wand of pleasure??!
Hi, Sam! I've always wanted one of these magnetic word sets (although I don't think I can get this one for our fridge just yet--I really don't want to have to explain "wand of pleasure" to my kids... ever! ;))
A short affair
She secretly longed for his tiny wand of pleasure, but the boor barked and pounced on her tawdry diamond. Revealing a wide smile she dropped a bottle of wine on his head.
ROTFL!
See how much fun this is? I have to admit, wand of pleasure is a riot (they also had "turgid love rod" but I think I broke that one up...
Good one, Rae! ;) The Butler did it takes on new proportions. ;)
Karen, I know -- they are wild amounts of fun. He always manages to find these creative things...
Fedora, just tell them it's from Harry Potter! LOL
Natale -- TINY wand of pleasure??? LOL
Anyway, let me see now... how about...
"He offered a broad smile, dropped his pants and kissed her. But he secretly longed for a pirate ship."
Hey, best I can do at the end of the day, LOL. More tomorrow...
Sam
Her eyes licked kisses down
Her eyes licked kisses down his body as he was rolling and rocking that naked broad smile.
Engorged Wand of Pleasure
These are too funny!! LOL - but my mind must be totally in the gutter today, as I can't seem to get beyond "Engorged Wand of Pleasure". Yes, sometimes I think I still am a hormonal teenager! :-D
Too late to play?
She secretly longed for his throbbing wand of pleasure as he called her on the telephone.
fun and games
Hail to the Redskins!
He moaned as she kissed his throbbing wand of pleasure.
We have two teens in the house. Wonder what they'd come up with, and what would they think of the wand of pleasure. My 14yr old may buy the Harry Potter explaination, but then she'd neglect her schoolwork rereading the series to find out more about it. The 18yr old exchange student.....how do you translate wand of pleasure into Korean? hmmm....
LOL you guys...
These are a riot -- the wand of pleasure is clearly a popular, uh, device. ;)
Let me try a more serious one, too...
She was desperate for his hands.
He was wearing only desire.
Eager, Brazen, Pulsating,
Revealing sweet need.
Not quite haiku (okay, not at all haiku, LOL), but not bad...
S
Sam, this is great.
Sam, this is great.
Here's what I came up with using the words you have here.
He made her body desperate for more of him. She cried out her need for him.
The telephone......
Hey! Must have been the butler calling. He likes to interrupt at the most intimate of times.
DINNER IS SERVED SIR.
This is fun. I wonder what hubby would say, if I started covering my refrigerator with words like these? Great game Sam.
Mads:)