Romance versus Real Life

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Christmas. A time of excess in all things. As I write this, my stomach is making Mt Vesuvius noises thanks to the two serves of left-over plum pudding I had for dinner. Nothing else, just pudding and brandy sauce. For lunch I had a handful of chocolates. I have officially reverted to kid-status, and with no parent around to tell me to eat my greens, I am out of control. One of my favourite things about Christmas day is watching my nephews and niece tear into their gifts. Their instant delight or disdain is so funny - even if it's my gift they're turning their noses up at. This year, I gave them all a copy of a children's book I wrote for a New Zealand publisher, along with a book of vouchers each for them to go see the rash of kids movies that have just been released for the holidays.

The youngest, my niece Alana, stared at the book and yelled "I can't even read yet." The middle boy, Callum, said "I can hardly read". And the eldest, Travis, looked at me and then the book suspicously and asked "Did you have to pay for this?" Maybe I'm perverse, but I thought this was very funny. (And yes, I did have to pay for those books. Tight-ass publisher or what?) I, on the other hand, gave a scene-stealing performance when I unwrapped a gift from a relative that was, well...just plain ugly. I was never going to wear it, but I knew it had been given with love, so I said all the right things. I was so convincing, in fact, that my partner cornered me later in the kitchen and demanded to know if I was serious. Academy Award winning? You betcha. After all, it's the thought that counts, and the least I could do was be a graceful receiver.

It got me thinking about how often in everyday life we lie to spare a loved one's feelings, or to get ahead, or even just to be polite and oil the wheels of society. In romance novels, however,the world is often a lot more truthful. Friends tell each other home truths, siblings lay down the law, and men and women make heartfelt declarations to each other. Try any of these stunts in the real world, and I suspect you'd get short shrift. Well, not on the heartfelt declaration thing, but you know what I mean. Can anyone else think of romantic conventions that just wouldn't fly in real life? Or, alternatively, care to share your own Christmas tales? Either way, hope you're all having a great time with friends and family.

Merry Christmas, Sarah

I also ate way too much, and enjoyed every second -- I did make a stab at some salad, LOL, but mostly yeah, it's an explosion of sugar and fats, and I love it. ;)

I had the most wonderful Christmas, and the holiday eve and day itself was so perfect I wonder why we spend so much time ahead worrying about it all. I've promised not to do that next year. We, human being in general, tend to worry and agonize over so much ahead of time, fighting arguments that don't even exist yet or expecting the worst rather than the most, and then find the things we worried about were so insignificant, that why do it, right? Why not just go with the flow and enjoy it all? So I think my resolution has come a week early. ;)

Anyway... among favorite gifts this year were two amazing sets of DVDs, the entire Superman movie collection from Mike and the X-Men collection from my niece, and then a little Christmas ornament from Mike with a boy monkey giving a girl monkey a banana (get your minds out of the gutter, it's cute!), saying "I'm bananas for you." And a set of really sparkly hair clips from my brother and siste-in-law that I wore both days -- I'm a sucker for sparkly hair bling.

Then, of course, a well-held tradition was supported in making someone cry over their gift -- this time, me. My mother always used to cry over something, and we all enjoyed it (it's just funny, in a funny way, and really the best is when you can get someone else crying, too), but my sister came across some old coins in my mother's bedroom closet, and a note as to how they were supposed to be distributed among her children and grandchildren. Of course, she's been gone for almost 9 years now, and her b'day was Christmas Eve, so she's always in our thoughts, anyway. But my sister and my father divvied up the coins, which had been given to her from her father, and also made copies of the note, which said at the bottom, in her very distinctive handwriting -- with underlining -- "I never spent these, even when I was broke... -- not too subtle there, LOL -- and yeah, frankly, just seeing her handwriting and having this gift had me sobbing like a baby, so I won the crying prize this year. Though I almost made my sister and niece cry too, so almost got points for that... My other sister and her kids are coming down for New Year's and they'll get their coins, and I'm hoping they'll get weepy... LOL

That said, I think you're right that all things in romance novels are distilled to an extent, that the emotions and experiences there are more straight-up than would be in real life, or at least, in real life we'd have different reactions to such things, because in the book we only have a short space to convey it all, so it has to be in sharp relief, and also because I think among so many words, when things are written and not heard or seen, we have to rely on strength of expression and almost melodrama to get the emotion to work. I've always thought of it like actors wearing too much makeup because the people in the back rows have to be able to see them, or how they have to speak so loudly or with affectation. Same difference, I think.

Sometimes there are intersections of life and fiction, I think -- I've experienced them from both sides, my books containing elements of real life, and my life sometimes feeling like a story, but there are always differences, too -- thank goodness! LOL

Merry merry all...

Sam

Jeez, Sam, you had my eyes

Jeez, Sam, you had my eyes fill with tears. What a beautiful gift for you and your family to share. Truly wonderful. Oh, by the way thanks for clarifying the "banana." Guility, of the gutter thoughts...lol. Best wishes to all, Dawn

Christmas

This year Christmas was a little sad for me but also a little happy. My oldest son decided not to come home this year and, it was the first Christmas without both of my boys here. It turned out to be a very good night though. My adopted son came over and spent the night. Of course there is never any sleeping when he is here because, he is also my youngest sons best friend. About 2AM they decided that they wanted to eat Chili and, not just a little but, big bowls of it. The big dinner they stuffed themselves with had worn off.One guess as to who had to make the Chili? They forced me to watch the most terrible movies that I have ever seen and I couldn't stop laughing. They sang, off key, the stupidest songs that I ever heard and, for some reason gave me Hugs every hour for no reason at all. We laughed and played all night long and,even though my oldest son wasn't here it seemed to me like it was the best Christmas I've had in a long time. The gifts I received were great too. I got seasons 3 and 4 of Angel(the TV series) The Davinci Code, Xmen3,and Varsity Blues from my husband and son. I got a very special gift from my adopted son, a card that he designed with a special note and pictures that brought tears to my eyes. My youngest sons girlfriend gave me a lot of scented candles, in the scent that I love. My best friend gave me 2 silver bookmarks and the rest of my friends gave me what my husband calls, female smelly stuff. What I thought was going to be a very sad Christmas for me, turned out to be a wonderful, memory making night. Sam, Your story brought tears to my eyes too. If I were you, those coins would have been the best present anyone could have given me. As for romance novels, I speak my mind just like the heroines do. The only difference is that, book heroines can get away with it. I always manage to get into trouble. I love reading a book where the female speaks her mind. I like a strong, no nonsense female lead character. I hope you all had a great holiday and, I wish you all a New Year filled with Love , Happiness, Lots of Book Sales and everything your heart desires. Mads

Tears at Christmas

Sam, we had a similar moment at my father's place on Christmas night. My father's parents (both deceased) were Adagio* Dancers back in the day,and we have these two great old sepia photographs of them doing their dancing. For some unknown reason, I have accidentally become the guardian of these images,and I have been meaning for ages to get copies made for my sister and brother and my father, and this year I finally got off my butt and did it. I had them framed, and my sister and brother received them earlier in the day at my mother's house. When my Dad opened his gift and saw the framed pictures, he burst into tears and started laughing at the same time. If you've ever seen someone simultaneously sob and laugh, you'll know how very moving it is. I started crying, and I suspect there were more than a few damp eyes in the room as he proudly held the pictures up and told everyone repeatedly that these were his parents. Sadly, my father's relationship with his parents was not ideal toward the end of their lives, and he became very introspective and quiet for a time after opening my present. I was really worried, but he perked up again pretty quickly - that's my Dad!!! I was very pleased the present was such a hit, but also a little worried I had stirred up sleeping dogs, if you know what I mean. In balance, I think it was all good, however. Christmas is always a time when feelings run high, I find. So much expectation, so many memories of loved ones no longer with us, etc. It's a special time.
*Okay, a quick footnote for anyone who is confused. Most people don't know what Adagio dancing is/was. Basically, it was acrobatic dancing,with the dancers performing "tricks" and holding the poses. Here's a quick definition off the net:
"Adagio, as done by a couple or exhibition dancers, is usually a very romantic type of dance routine which usually portrays a type of love affair but can be different in its performance. The dance when done correctly can make you cry, as it does have an impact on the audience. It is beautiful to watch as well as breath-taking when done correctly."

Needless to say, I wish I had the chance to see my grandparents perform. The photos are great.If I can work out how to post one, I will if anyone is interested...

Post, post!

I would love to see it, Sarah -- please do post! I do know what you mean, about emotions riding close to the surface. I think that's part of why while we love them, we're also so relieved when they're over..

I can't wait to see the photo!

Sam

Well, I can't really say

Well, I can't really say I've had to try to pretend, at least in a while. But I guarantee you, while romance novels might be more truthful, the moment a character asks anyone the question, "does this make me look fat," they'd lie just as much as we would. ;) Lois