You Know You're Old When...

Karen Foley's picture

A funny thing happened to me at the office yesterday, and I thought I'd share it with you.

Some of you may know that I work full time for the Dept of Defense. I supervise a team of twelve folks, and we've recently begun a new initiative where we actively recruit young people straight out of college and put them through a rigorous 3-year training program. The intent is that these young people will gain the skills and knowledge necessary to replace our aging workforce. These young people are referred to as Keystones (interns, really).

Last week, I was advised by our HR folks that I would be getting a new Keystone employee on my team. Aside from his name, I knew nothing about him, so I called him at home to welcome him to the Agency and answer any questions he might have. We chatted for about ten minutes, and my overall impression was that this guy was very young...probably no more than 22 years old. He sounded nervous and uncertain, and all of my maternal instincts came to the surface as I assured him that I would take good care of him.

Toward the end of our conversation, he indicated that he had one more question, but that it had nothing to do with business.

"Are you the same Karen Foley who writes those books?"

I just about dropped the phone, and after stammering and stuttering for a few seconds, I asked him why he would ask me such a question. He said that he lived with his mom, who is an avid reader, and he saw a book on the coffee table with a bare-chested guy on the cover, and my name directly above it. In the next instant, he laughed and said, "Forget it; I knew it was just coincidence. You probably don't even like books."

You cannot imagine my inner struggle at that moment. All I could think was, "I don't want his mom getting the wrong idea about the kind of person her son is going to be working for!"

I suddenly felt very old. I wanted to ask him just how old he was and then send a note home to his mother, reassuring her that her baby would be perfectly safe working on my team and that he would never be required to perform the kind of business travel that my hero in FLYBOY experienced.

Although everyone in my office is aware that I write for Harlequin Blaze, it's not generally a topic of discussion and has never (I feel) impacted how I am treated. What do you think? Would you let your young, impressionable son work for me? Or would you be afraid that I might somehow corrupt him? Or would you think, "Okay, cool! Bring these books into the office and ask your new boss if she'll sign them for me!"

Oh no... can't breathe... too funny....

Wow... if Ellen still needs to laugh, this one will do it -- Karen, this is just so so hysterical. Mama has to let him out of the nest sometime, might as well be with a wonderful person (and boss, and writer) like you. ;)

I'm thinking of you telling him you'd take very good care of him... (again, can't stop laughing here... OMG). You Cougar, you. *G*

Of course you should let him know, and tell him exactly what you told us -- the office knows (so he will know sooner or later), but it's not a big deal at work. You could absolutely sign the books -- why not? Be proud of what we do, woman, don't hide it! ;)

Sam

Exactly, Sam!! You have no

Exactly, Sam!! You have no idea how I was cringing, because I used those exact words..."Don't worry...you're in good hands...I'll take care of you."

Ack!!!

He's probably gleefully rubbing his hands together, thinking this is going to be a really fun place to work!

LOL Karen!

I think he'll end up knowing in the end. And if his mum reads 'em, well, those in glass houses....

I've had the same sorts of moments though when I've worked with young school children...

Most of all though - how cool that he recognized your name, AND that his mom had one of your books!

Donna

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I bet...

he read them... *G* Not that he'd ever admit it.

Sam

He'll know it's me as soon

He'll know it's me as soon as he walks into my office...I have my covers framed and on the walls! I find it always makes for fun conversation.

WOW!

Thanks for sharing that, Karen! I *am* giggling, but I would SO send my kid in with my books to be autographed!! ;) How awesome that he recognized your name!! And yep, I'll bet he snuck a peek at the books. Happy Friday, Karen!

Thanks for a chuckle

I agree it's awesome that he recognized your name. He must have done more than glimpse at the covers to be able to do that. I hope you can think of a real good way to sign the books he'll be bringing in. Let us know what he looks like. I watch the 16 and 17 year old kids across the street and wonder if I was ever that young.

Kaelee (such a pretty name),

Kaelee (such a pretty name), I should really shock him and tell him my book is considered to be the Agency "training manual"...

too funny !!

I'd say you need to do your "coming out" !!lol
I'll bet he and his mom will be very glad you'd sign their books (I know I'd love to work for one of you Blaze authors... I still have so much to learn ;-)

OMG, this is so funny--love

OMG, this is so funny--love this story--one of those truth-is-stranger-than-fiction stories.

OMG Karen!

Can you imagine the stories that he is going to tell his friends, the genreously tweaked stories i'm sure. that will make for some good conversation on poker night for him huh! that's too cute, i laughed so hard i almost peed my pants. thanks for the chuckle.
and i agree with Sam, be proud woman! Say yes i wrote those books, and they could teach you a few things too! "wink, Wink"
lol
jody

evening chuckle

Too cool his mom has the book and he saw it.
Let us know his reaction when you tell him it is you!!
His mom will probably be jealous he works for you too.

The secret lives of our Government officials...

You aren't the only one with an odd sideline. The government is filled with them. Okay, most of them aren't as juicy-yet-tame as yours. Let him work with you for a while before telling him. Give him time to know you as a boss and not a writer.

My husband works for NIST. There are some interesting side-lines going on in that department.