Five Things You Don't Know About Me...
In the book I'm currently working on, which will be part of a series of four books written in conjunction with three other fabulous authors (waving at Sam, Tawny, and Lisa Renee Jones), my heroine has a secret. Outside of her parents and the hero, nobody else knows of this secret, not even her closest friends. Even the hero doesn't know all the details of the secret, despite the fact they concern him in a big way (and no, it's not a secret baby)!
So in the spirit of writing this book, I decided to share some secrets of my own, that few people know. Initially, I was going to share TEN things you might not know about me, but I think ten things would be too incriminating, so will stick with just five things...
1. When I was in Middle School, I had a third set of bottom teeth grow in. Weird, but true. I had them all removed.
2. I once stood in the crusted-over crater of the Santorini volcano, and the heat from the rocks melted the soles of my shoes. My husband had to carry me piggy-back down the mountain (because you don't want to walk barefoot across lava rocks).
3. When I worked in Germany, I borrowed a Government vehicle to drive across town to pick up our office mail, but got lost. I pulled onto the shoulder of this country road to turn around, not realizing the tall grass hid a ditch about five feet deep. The Government vehicle fell into the ditch and landed on its side, and I had to be pulled up and out of the driver's window by a friendly farmer and his son. They hitched their tractor to the car and hauled it out of the ditch for me, and I continued on my merry way. I washed the car, but apparently missed some dirt and grass wedged under the passenger side, and ground into the side mirror. My boss never asked me about it, but occasionally I'd see him staring out the window at the car with this sort of puzzled look on his face, before glancing over at me. I still wonder what he thinks I did with that car...
4. I once rode in an elevator with Kevin Bacon (alone) down twenty floors. But I was so busy cooing over his dog that I didn't realize it was him until we reached the lobby and a woman ran up to him and asked him for his autograph.
5. The first author book-reading I ever attended was with Stephen King. He read an excerpt from his then-unpublished short story, Rita Hayworth and the Shawshank Redemption.
So what about you? Do you have secrets that nobody knows about? Are they hard to keep, or are you just as happy to forget them?




















Karen...
I swear, you are one of the most interesting people on the planet -- I don't know anyone who has stories like this, and you are chock full of them -- Mike and I got a lot of smiles over these snips over coffee this morning, especially the LOL farmer and his son pulling you out of the car. ;)
I hate to say, I only have a few secrets, not nearly so interesting, and ones I probably shouldn't share. At least keeping them to myself makes people think maybe they are a little more interesting than they actually are! LOL
Sam
Sam, I'm probably one of
Sam, I'm probably one of those people who is more interesting on paper than in real life, LOL! Someday I'll tell you about my family's alien encounter in the Mexican countryside (and I'm not talking illegal aliens!).
No, Karen--tell the alien
No, Karen--tell the alien story now!
Karen--You have kept some
Karen--You have kept some pretty good secrets! And Sam's right--you're a fascinating person. Most of the things people don't know about me are things I'd like to keep that way, lol.
Well, some of these things
Well, some of these things aren't so much secrets as they are fun tidbits. But the Government car...I lived in fear of somebody finding out! I thought for sure I'd be packed up and sent home in disgrace! The ironic thing is that just two years later I ended up wrecking a Government car in the parking lot of our office (long story), and my boss never even batted an eyelash!
Amazing--and with the
Amazing--and with the government, you never know. :)
Hmm...
Gosh, I'm not that interesting either. The only things that come to mind are naughty and no way am I going to share them! :P
I love your car story, Karen! LOL I'm sure it wasn't funny at the time, but what a laugh it's gotta be now! :P Oh, and the teeth thing...that happened to a friend of mine around that same age too. It was only her top front teeth if I'm not mistaken.
Five things...
I think I'm pretty open about everything. I can't think of any secrets I keep. But if I do, I guess they're well hidden even from myself! LOL
I carried a lot of emotional baggage for a long time and worked my way through it (with help). That pretty much taught me to just put it all out there. It's the only way to sort between the gold and the dross.
ani
That's definitely a
That's definitely a healthier way to live, Ani. I know I have a few secrets that I'll carry with me to the grave; I just don't have the guts to drag them out into the light.
Wow!
I have to agree with Sam, Karen--you're definitely a fascinating person, and have lived a fascinating life! (Plus you've wrecked a government vehicle! ;))
I'm not sure I have many secrets that most people don't know about--I think it's just that I don't advertise everything. For instance, I'm not exactly hiding my reading choices, but I don't bring my Ellora's Cave titles to church either. And yes, I do sometimes try to hide chocolate and/or gummy candy from the kids, but that isn't exactly a state secret either. No extra teeth, no celebrity sightings... Maybe I need to get out more! ;)
Mmm, chocolate...
Oh, thanks for the reminder, Fedora!! I always keep a secret stash of chocolate hidden in the kitchen where the kids can't find it. Thankfully, my husband doesn't crave chocolate so it's safe from him. I ran out of my supply about a week ago and have resorted to pilfering chocolate chips, so need to restock.
I've got to find new hiding places...
Now that the kids are older and taller, it's getting harder to find good places to stash stuff! Let me know if you've got any hard-to-find suggestions :)
Back in the day
I hid everything in tampon or Kotex boxes. The boxes were great for smallish holiday gifts and the tampon boxes were good for chocolate!
NO one went in those! ;-)
Of course, it helped that I have sons not daughters.
ani
LOL!
That is wonderful!!! What a great hiding spot!!
Ooh... good one!
That should work for another few years at least! Thanks for the suggestion, Ani! ;)