Karen Foley
Lynn Raye Harris
Ellen Hartman
Diana Holquist
Samantha Hunter
Shirley Jump
Dee Tenorio
Jeannie Watt
A Day At The Ranch
In case some of you are not aware, I live off the grid. It sounds very romantic to generate your own power and not be reliant on a power company...or so I thought until the first time the generator broke down after we moved into our house fifteen years ago. But we've learned to live with it and have spent every major holiday without power at least once--except the Fourth of July. We decided to go to Reno to celebrate the fourth. The plan was simple. I would send Gary off to work, pack, drop the dog at the kennel and then pick him up at the mine on the way to Reno. Like I said, simple eh?
Here's the letter I wrote to my mother after I returned from Reno:
Sorry I didn't email before I left. I didn't do a lot of things before I left. The plan--I would have a leisurely morning getting the animals taken care of and would then pack. So I take my walk up to the pump--(I water the trees from a pump in the creek), got it started (one pull) and walked back. I was enjoying myself changing the water, and then I suddenly realized how quiet it was. I had left the generator running and it wasn't running now. So I run into the gen house to check for explosions and lights on the control panel. There's a bull snake crawling right in front of the gen. I shoo him away and he goes under one of the shelves.
The coolant bottle is low, so I think maybe that's it. I go call Gary. That's not it. Back in the gen house. The snake is in a different corner and he's pissed that I'm there. I check the oil. Fine. I go out and check the fuel. Fine. Back in the gen house. Snake is now behind the gen, still pissed because I'm upsetting his hunt. I can finally check the radiator because it's cooled down. No problem. Finally Roger (the repair guy who will grow old with us--we've seen him through the birth of his youngest child and now he's a grandpa) calls and asks if I checked the fuse. No! Back to gen and the snake--the fuse is blown. I drive to the Chevron (our only gas station within 36 miles--it's only 10 miles away)--wrong fuses. Off to town.
I still have to pack and leave at 12:30 to get Juni to the kennel and pick Gary up at the end of shift at the mine. As I'm driving to town, I wish I had Juni with me, but I only thought I was going to the Chevron. I buy fuses and head home. The snake is gone. I change the fuse, start the gen and the fuse blows. Repeat process--same result. I only have three fuses left, so I give up and call Gary. Check the wires for worn spots that would cause a short. I can't find one, so I call Roger and will now have a $200 repair call.
I take a cold shower and pack. Throw the dog in the truck along with my suitcase. I call to tell Gary I'm on my way. Then I ask if he knows what's in my suitcase. He says no. I said funny thing--neither do I. I just threw stuff in .
I'm dying of thirst, and I haven't eaten all day. I stop at McDonalds and go in. I wait in line. I tell the girl I want a milkshake. She looks at me and says, "We don't have milkshakes," as if they have never had milkshakes and I'm stupid for asking for one. Now, I could understand if I'd asked for a beer or something, but aren't milkshakes kind of normal at McDonalds?. I picked up my purse and walk out. Funny thing--the Lovelock McDonalds had milkshakes. Roger called and told me he'd found and repaired the short. There was a worn wire leading to the glow plug. I tell Gary that and he says, "Couldn't you have found that?" After he disengaged his nose from the steering wheel, he drove silently the rest of the way to Reno.
We had a great time in Reno. Gary knew a dangerous woman when he saw one and let me have my way in everything. We went to a romantic comedy at the movies, went to the craft store, went to a wine tasting (he liked that), bought Jake some clothes. Good times.
Note--I didn't really whack Gary on the back of the head and knock his nose into the steering wheel, but I thought the image would entertain my mother. Actually he was joking and I had finally calmed down enough to recognize a joke. Good thing he didn't say that fifteen minutes earlier though.
I hope you all had a great Fourth of July.

Murphy's lawl...
That's how things become unforgetable !!
No 4th of July in France, just a regular saturday for me : some shopping, some cooking ans some reading.
Sounds like a lovely 4th,
Sounds like a lovely 4th, Emmanuelle. You just described my favorite kind of day.
Brave man
To make a joke at such a moment... LOL
Sounds like you had a very nice weekend, though. :) Your mom must get a hoot from your emails. ;)
Sam
They want to print my letter
They want to print my letter in the Soil Conservation newsletter. I'm honored.
Laws
Isn't there some law that says the less time you have to get something done the more things go wrong???? While I don't have a generator to go wrong I can think of several times I've tried to get out of town on a trip that it seemed like everything that could go wrong did.
I admire your guts to keep going back into the gen house while the snake was there even if it was just a bull snake.
I kind of started liking the
I kind of started liking the snake. He was so obviously put out, but not agressive. He just wanted to find a mouse.
a lesson
Thanks for the lesson in all the things to check on a generator.
And glad after all that you still went to Reno and had a good time!
Honestly, Marcie, the trip
Honestly, Marcie, the trip was all the sweeter because of the pre-trip trauma, lol.
Hi! I'm glad ya'll had a
Hi! I'm glad ya'll had a good time in Reno! But when it came to the snake - no way - I would not have gone anywhere near that generator!! I don't care what kind kind or how small, I HATE snakes!!!
Aww...
Glad a good time was had by all ;) Our 4th was thankfully quiet--the kids were busy being sick. And uh, now they've shared the joy! So stay well, everyone!
Hugs, Fedora. I hope you
Hugs, Fedora. I hope you and your family are 100% soon.
So funny...
Thanks for the great story...but I kept wondering, how do you know a snake is mad?
Wait, I'm not sure I want to know.
Ah, days like this....
Hey Diana--When a bull snake
Hey Diana--When a bull snake is mad, it coils and tries to act like a rattlesnake (their markings are similar). When that happens it's important to check the head and make sure it's a slim head and not a flat triangular-shaped viper head, since we do have rattlers here with no rattles (which hardly seems fair.)