Karen Foley
Lynn Raye Harris
Ellen Hartman
Diana Holquist
Samantha Hunter
Shirley Jump
Dee Tenorio
Jeannie Watt
Fast Times At Romance High...
So I was reading this awesome book yesterday. Really good. I'd even go so far as to say "Great". Excellent characterization, wonderful character growth, even a beautiful love scene. It was fabulous.
But as I got closer to the end, I realized that there were fewer and fewer pages for all this awesomeness to get resolved. And that's when it happened.
The dreaded "Fast Ending".
Which can best be surmised into one reader phrase: Well, crap.
Oh, you know it when you see it. You get all the way to the last chapter or two of the book. Everything falls apart and it looks like they can't get over their problems. Then ONE person says the exactly right thing to the protagonist and that's the key to unlocking said character's ability to say, "I'm sorry, I was a jackass. I love you. Wanna get married?"
Sure, they'll say a few other things that pertain to the specific plot, but it all bubbles down to a few lines. Nothing major. Partner character says yes, I'll marry you, and they know from now on that they're going to be happy forever and ever, amen.
I'm just gonna say this, because there's no getting around it. I absolutely hate those kinds of endings. It's a book killer. And unfortunately, there's a lot of books like that. And after every single one, I can't help thinking...
I couldda had a V-8.
Now, normally, I don't like to bring up craft gripes here on Cigars. It's not like I haven't had a fairly quick ending in my books. They happen and sometimes it's right for the characters, but other times I wonder, am I being a pain in the hoo-ha? If it was that easy to fix their problems, why did they need so-and-so to point out the obvious? When the author waits until the last ten or twenty pages to tie up the conflicts, plot and romantic relationship all at once, isn't that like when the kids try to do all their homework twenty minutes before class? Like it's more important to get it done than it is to get it done well.
Tell me what you think, folks. Am I the only one who has trouble putting a book on the keeper shelf because the fast ending has killed my buzz? Or am I just being too picky with my romance requirements?

you are not being picky
I recently finished one where throughout the book the heroine had some good internal dialogue - she knew who she was and why she didn't want to risk her heart. It took another character -who she had limited contact with and didn't really like to make her realize she should risk her heart for the hero. Everything about the story rang true until that part. If she didn't like this guy so much - why take his advice? She didn't need him telling her to follow her heart. I think if the author had another 20 pages, the heroine would have figured it out on her own.
Exactly!
Or, though I know it's rare, for the characters to not run away and just face the problem. THAT'S character growth!
Hmmm, maybe we all just need those extra 20 pages?
Agreed
The quick wrap-up is the worst. I hate it. I feel cheated. I've read a few books where the book ended quickly, like slamming into a wall, for effect (kind of like that episode of Alias that ends with them getting broadsided by the truck) but that's a whole different thing. But if you build a story, you have to take time to wrap it up.
I wrote an article on this that was actually published across several chapter newsletters, and the basic contention was that while writers focus so much on beginnings because they want to sell, they don't focus as much on ending, which is a huge mistake because endings are much more memorable to the READER than beginnings. I don't remember the beginnings of many books, but I remember endings quite well, and I think most readers are the same.
Sam
Also true!
That satisfied sigh when I close the book, the desire that I could stay in their world instead of having the door slammed on me...That's a successful book to me. I'll forgive a mildly fast ending, but if they're all that way for an author, I won't stay around.
not picky
I think if characters go through 200 pages of angst they need more than a page to resolve their issues. I don't like to black moment resolve to be anticlimactic and the lightning moment needs to shoot sparks
On the button, Christa
I want a little after time to heal from the emotional scraping I just got. I want it good from start to finish. :)Build the landing as well as they do the take off.
Dee
fast endings
I read about a while back that did this and needless to say, I've never picked up another book by this author. I felt cheated. She chose the wrong scene for the climactic one, though the two were similar. The one she should have chosen had the hero's ex, which to me would have been the better one, because of their history and the heroine's reaction to her, etc. That scene was given short shrift(telling, not showing)and I was an unhappy camper. That wasn't the author's first book or her last, but it was my first and my last written by her. I'm sure she's heartbroken.
LindaC
LOL
Yeah, it's hard to feel like they notice when we stop buying, I know. Still, my crusade goes on!
Fast Endings
I've seen a few that work (Nora Roberts' The Perfect Neighbor) but usually, its a slap in the face.
And it's not just books. I've never understood why the movie An Officer and a Gentleman is considered such a grand love story. It's got the fast ending down to a T and I hate it.
ani
You know...
I finally figured that out a few years ago. All it took for him to miss her was a) her letting him go and b) realizing he had nobody.
I thought her not hanging on was good for her arc. Him realizing he had nobody wasn't the most shocking bit of news he should have had in his life.
Actually, I watch it for the "Way to go, Paula!!" at the end. Cracks me up every time, lol.
Dee
You're not picky. I feel
You're not picky. I feel cheated when a book ends abruptly.
Grovelling
I also like to see a little (ok maybe sometimes a lot LOL) grovelling
You are not too picky
When I read a book that is humming right along, everything is working and I realize the last page is only a few pages away I know I am headed into a major disappointment. There is no way the author is going to be able to tie up the lose ends and give this reader a satisfying finish...yeap, it's rushed and I'm annoyed. I feel cheated.
Yeah, right on!
And then, what about the book that comes to the ending...only it's not the end! There's a sequel that you have to go out and buy. These books get me even more.
Oooh.... HATE!
That's a no-go for me--I detest the surprise cliff-hanger or heh-there's-a-sequel route. I don't much like the fast-ending either--it feels like such a cop-out. I tend to be a bit more forgiving of anthologies/novellas, because of the shorter format, but even so, I want the progression/development to at least make sense... those "poof! a miracle! they're in LURVE!" are just ridiculous...
Fast Times at Romance High....
My brain totally heard "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" and now for the last twelve hours all i keep hering is in perfect "Spicoli Speak" is "Hey bud, Lets's Party!" I know i'm totally giving away my age here but i remember that movie so well, i loved it!
Anyway.
I hate when a good book goes sucky at the end, which means it will be slammed against the wall and quickly given away so i'm not tempted to burn it. But yes, reading one by an author you've liked before does put a stop to buying their books. Which is sad, that a good author has a screw up that costs her readers. You'd think the edotors would call them on it, and warn them of the easy ending. But i guess they have more to do huh!
oh well, it happens. But it is so not good!
later ladies
and remember....
Hey bud, let's party!
jody lynn
(WHy should i be the only one channeling Sean Penn right!
LOL Jody Lynn
Don't feel bad. It doesn't give away your age. We all have USA on cable. Just say you saw it there. :)
Hugs,
Dee
(who has a sick affection for Mr. Hand)